Christmas Celebrations

Boss threw an advanced Christmas party for us today, and was very kind to sponsor about $300 for the food. The feast included roast chicken, ham, pizza, seafood platter, cake, a loaf of bread specially imported from Italy that costs $30, chips, beer, wine and fruits.

Diligent helpers preparing the food (while the rest of us looked on)

C cutting up the chicken

Boss looking at C apprehensively

We tried to make one another drunk with our stockpile of Merlot, Chardonnay and Carlsberg. Although Boss was earnestly telling us, "The Manual Code says no alcohol is allowed during office hours", we could hear from his faltering voice that he would soon succumb to the temptation of imbibing alcohol.

Maybe we were all a bit high from the merrymaking, we actually exhibited our true selves in front of a quiet Boss. We kept edging WK and CH to do the Hard Gay pelvic thrusts and the Backdorm boys impersonation. C was relishing the very expensive bread he recommended, because the wheat is made only in Itlay and that bread is only produced once a year. On knowing it was my birthday, Boss personally served me the cake and everyone sang me the Happy Birthday song (Aww~). CH annoyed me by pinching the Christmas ornaments (the reindeer, house and Santa) off my cake for his dogs (which I think will just swallow them and die). WK was making wild suggestions like setting like a smoking zone in the office, throwing such parties every week and even implementing a 3 1/2 day work week (1/2 day is reserved for the party).

WK doing the Hard Gay dance

Boss distributed presents for everyone, and we ended the party by drinking till the last drop (and of course, still leave at 6pm sharp).