Have been looking forward to this day like mad, because we went to 二姨's house to visit!
Went to have coffee at Coffee Club Xpress with Don, before going to 二 姨's house in AMK. Had a simple afternoon tea of curry bee hoon and 二姨's handmade 茶叶蛋. Then when everyone was more or less there, we all went to a nearby kopitiam to have a eight-course dinner, courtesy of 二婶.
Dinner was great with Wee and me up to some tomfoolery, with Ah Sir as the tissue dispenser, with me and Wee discussing about moving out to a Bishan apartment, with Ah Ping being super kaypoh and disapproving of me and Wee being Pfizer's guinea pigs, with me and Wee not getting enough of our drinks (Coke, Milo, Green Tea and our imaginary Vodka Lime and Lamborghini), and of course the food. As usual, 二婶 fondly remembers me as 新传媒记者, and even thinks Wei Bin looks like 洪俊扬. Super off. Stupid Wee made me dash past two cuties peeing at the urinal in the male toilet, super embarassing.
After dinner, it was back to 二姨's house for gambling. We played an assortment of Blackjack, sa-kee and see-kee. We played in the kitchen on a teeny-weeny table, so I could not have the chance of displaying my handicapped syndrome and irritate everyone.
We were so engrossed in gambling that when Ah Xian wanted to go to the toilet, 二姨 told her not to go to the toilet. Then Ah Xian said she needed to relieve herself, but 二姨 told her to tahan first, because gambling was more important. Then she gave one of the best philosophies I have ever heard in my life: 便可以每天小, 但是赌博不是天天都有的.
We gambled till 2am and we were still stuck at the little gambling table, always reassuring ourselves that this would be the last round, but it never ended. Ah Sir finally had some winnings of $2 for the day, but (no) thanks to us who forced her to be the dealer for the last three rounds, her winnings plunged to $-32. You should have seen her dishevelled hair and her hysterical shriek: "赌博是害人的!". Keke.
Oh sian, have to wait another two weeks for the next (and last) family gathering at 四姨's house ...
4 comments:
o ya recruit u still owe me $5 for my tissue passing service rendered!even thou this yr we din managed to have our own kids' table (too many 'kids' not around, it was still fun althou the food was bad & waiting time was like for 20 course instead of 8.
anyways i really should ve just stick to my $2 winnings. 4 yi needs to take responsiblity for my loss cos i rem she was the one whom initiated another 'last'round..nvr mind, i will recoup back nex sat!!!
chinaman.. y r u called chinaman may i know? izit coz of ur hair?? hahaaha... ah qing i tnk at this rate pfizer oso wont take u in coz of ur high sugar intake due to our great selection of drinks..
to ah sir: where got. the food is nice leh. why everyone keep complaining about the food???
u wan a kids' table? okay, next time u sit with ah gim and her children. keke.
haha, no! dun blame us! u were greedy, so thats why u had a deficit winning of $32. heehee!
yeah! next sat i bring nice DVDs over! and we oso gamble!
to wee: haha, i oso kinda forgot why ah sir is called chinaman liao. i think its becoz of her clothes???
ta ma de! last night u SILENTLY fart towards me again! stinks loh!
im going for pfizer's great health screening tomorrow! hooray! maybe why u werent selected is coz there IS something wrong with ur colon and rectum, but they say it nicely "urine infection".
hey guys i oso forgot how the chinaman term came abt..jus rem its given by mr walking dictionary. wah lau the rate u 3 finish the drinks can qualify for water parade liao..damn fast lor, like jus came bk fr sahara desert..
anywayss the pfizer thingy abit too much leh..as in the amt of blood gona be drawn..recruit think it over again k
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